The Username Game

You need to make a username. There are some rules.

A few more rules.

Okay a lot of rules.

Type something in the box. Watch it fail. Fix one thing, break something else. Slowly realize you've spent 10 minutes trying to make a username that contains both a prime number and an animal and doesn't have two vowels in a row. Get there eventually. Feel unreasonably good about it.

Rules stack up as you play, and they cover everything — length, capitalization, symbols, digits, math, days of the week, chess pieces, compass directions, vibes, and whatever the "Retro Web" category is about (it's about "www", don't worry about it). The game makes sure the rules it gives you can actually be solved, so when you're stuck it's a you problem. Sorry.

It's a browser game, single file, no install. Just open it and go.

Good luck with your username.

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